Well-thank goodness for Ikea online. No more traipsing miles around the warehouse filling up your yellow bag with Tillstellning cheap napkins (and you can't make up your mind whether to go for practical white or that lovely green, so you get both and they last you the next ten years!) and kitchen utensils Gnarp and Trojka that you don't need and can't pronounce! Instead you sit in the comfort of your own home and happily spend umpteen £££ on some shiny new cupboards, a new table and a little table top shelf unit. It felt so decadent but oh so good!
I am somewhat smug at the result. Red retro fabric? Right hand cupboard, third shelf down on the left. (By the way I'm running out of napkins...)